March 24, 2019 at 2:31 pm #6796Faithee_AdminKeymaster
Don’t fall a victim ooo!!
You will never believe what happened to me today. I still can’t get over it. I went to the supermarket by the road side
to pick something to eat pending the time i get home. As I was walking to the counter, I noticed this woman starring at
me. I looked at her and kept walking to the front to pick bottled water and gala. As I picked them and turned, I found the same woman right behind me! I tried to show her some love, so I smiled & said “Good day ma”. Then I went on to get a teem bitter lemon. Can you believe the same woman followed me? I was getting a little bit nervous and mad because she was following me without saying a thing.
But I tried to stay friendly, I just said “Good day ma” again. She finally responded and said, “I am sorry for starring, but
you look just like my youngest daughter We just buried her two weeks ago” I felt silly for getting mad as I expressed my sympathy to her. She said she was fine as she knows that her Child is with the Lord. She then asked me to do her a favour which I obliged. She said “I’m a bit sad that my child never said goodbye to me before passing on”. She said i wil do sumtin 4 her, she asked me to get in line behind her so when she’s leaving the store, I should say “goodbye mum” so she could have some sense of closure. Though her request was weird, I however agreed to grant it. So as she
collected her bags from the cashier and walked away, I said “bye mum”. She turned and said “bye my daughter”.
When d cashier calculated my stuff, she said d total was N18,750. I said what!!! Can u tell me how a N70 bottled water, N50 gala and N100 teen bitter lemon equals N18,750? She said “your mum said you are paying for hers too”. My mum? I shouted. That woman is not my mother ooo!!!. I quickly rushed out just in time to see the woman
approaching the parking lot. I ran after her and was screaming…”excuse me, excuse me!!!”. She started running. I caught up with her just before she was able to close the door of her cab. So I kept on pulling and pulling her leg, just like I am pulling yours now! Una too like gist self. See as una serious dey read….abeg who get Infix charger?! I just downloaded Komoshun by Faithee and i need to keep it banging .
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